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Living life as a vegetable…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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SO WHAT KIND OF VEGGIE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE AS...MAYBE THIS COULD BE A CHALLENGE...TRY IT...e


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Maybe I’ll be a carrot,

Them I always did like,

Though to eat of myself I don’t relish,

Oh! Maybe then to be relish,

Aren’t they pickles, ate them as a tyke…

 

Red beets I never did enjoy,

Mother shoved them down when I was a boy,

Though spinach I loved, & still do eat,

Same as the iron I got from the red beet…

 

So many veggies & for that matter fruit,

I do not like nor would I want to be,

Perhaps that is why I am now in the boat I’m in,

Then again, I always did like potato’s,

Don’t they grow underground on a root…?

 

 

© ed - 10/30/09


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 Reviews of "Living life as a vegetable…"
Reviewed on October 23, 2009
I like this Ed, thank you for sharing
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 23, 2009
Clever stuff, Ed. Well done! Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on October 23, 2009
A vegetable I could possibly end up, but being a fruit is not in my nature :)
The Buzzard

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 22, 2009
try the red beets with raw white onion, black pepper and ample vinegar ...

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
hahaha this is cute and tasty
enjoyed this treat

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
I can relate bro jersey devil;-) I'm glad i'm a veggie that can still write and eat see feel sleep and so many other things! see you at the big bash at bro edvard's love sis tiger lily

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
Every veggie has its use. I thought I had reviewed this but must have gotten lost in responding to your challenge. Check it out but I like Roger's idea better.

Reviewed on October 21, 2009
JOISEY -

Besides fruits and veggies, don't forget - NUTS!

You have been living some time now as a NUT - BUT ...

deep down inside, what you really are is a - KUMQUAT !!!

An almost, similar, quasi- could-be little ORANGE !

Oran ju glad I divulged that lil pearl?

TOSSED SALAD TOO - THAT'S THE REAL YOU!

PIECE - OF FRUIT ? TK.

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
If I choose one can I choose where? Here goes. I want to be Katherine Zeta-Jones' cucumber.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Get outta town.

~W~

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
I love my veggies and my fresh fruit and I still have Diabetis, High Blood pressure and full of Austioaritis so where have I failed. I do worry about what my health would be like if I never ate properly Ed. You eat fruit and veggies and take good care of yourself.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Enjoy life as a vegetable (or fruit) - good for ya! Although know what you mean about potatoes - loaded with vitamins, but also starch, which breaks down to complex sugars, which you need to watch, being diabetic ... sigh. An excellent write - always partial to celery, myself. :)

(((HUGS))) love and continued prayer, Karla.

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
These are the healing veggies you need and especially the ones you don't like. Have a happy day!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
wouldn't want to be one but sure do enjoy them!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
PeeWee said about you being a fruit-cake, ain't those veggies too?

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Yeah Potatos are good, I like the Root bit LOL..
I am a Kiwi, I eats roots and leaves haha.
OOOPS nAwty Chezza

Reviewed on October 20, 2009
I love most veggies myself, but rhubarb...or asparagus...YUCKO!! Cute write, Ed; nice to see your sense of humor coming back! Do take care of yourself and stay well; you're in my prayers~ Well done, Ed!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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