Snap, crackle, pop, please stop… (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on February 16, 2010

I once dated a girl who I called the Breakfast of Champions. She didn't snap, crackle or pop, just laid there and banged.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 14, 2010

What a b*t*hing poem, Einstein! When the cereal starts talking to you, you know you are nuts. Try a dried fruit instead, Ed.

Ron ;-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 14, 2010

Never eat them with milk....eat them as a snack and they won't talk to you...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on February 13, 2010

dam noisy cereal ...

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 13, 2010

Hey Bro keep up the good work,and just let your snap crackle and pop say all they want to it won't harm you;-) After all we all need someone to talk to!heehee Love you! Sis tiger lily...

ps what's all the family fuss about with pee weeeeee? and Edvard

Reviewed by Andy Turner

Reviewed on February 13, 2010

Seems sane to me.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on February 13, 2010

We all a teeney bit nuts, Ed. Cute write, my friend. Well done.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 13, 2010

Understand this, that I may well strike you as nuts

I understand completely, Brother!

PS: Try to convince Snap, Crackle, and Pop to whisper the winning Lottery numbers to you.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on February 13, 2010

I have suspected that Ma has our sister Dementia hidden someplace, ask PeeWee about it but not Tiger Lily (she's a squealer!)

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by Gerald Tate

Reviewed on February 12, 2010

And humanity deserves this piece Ed. Funny. Stick to greasy fry ups.

Best, Gerry

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on February 12, 2010

Ed! You've fallen victim to the infamous snap,crackel,pop, rice crispies jingle of the 60's. (the other 60's afflictions I'll leave to your imagination) Now...Watch the watch...tick tock tick tock. You're getting sleepy...very sleepy. Now the next time you eat your rice krispies the voices will be gone, just use skim milk. I will now awaken you and you won't remember a thing. Except when you read the words Jersey Ed. When you read them you will moo uncontrollably at the moon for 5 minutes. Ready? 3..2...1..awaken ED.

Reviewed by L. Figgins

Reviewed on February 12, 2010

Why does it do that? Does the manufacturing process trap air bubbles that the milk dislodges when it's absorbed?? Thank you for doing your part to keep America clean, Ed. But I must alert you that if the cereal is talking that much you're suffering from "cabin fever" and we're glad that Spring is just around the corner. Just don't go 'cuckoo for cocoa puffs'...

Lin

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on February 12, 2010

snap crackle and pop
the worst cereal I ever tasted
yuk!
peace be with you

William