Yes, he was born and made into another Ed,
This one thinks though he is the bestest,
The only time in life he was ever blessed,
Was at his christening, our Ma was in that way obsessed…
As he grew, he grew big and fat,
Wearing a crownish style of hat,
We called him Pee-Wee because of that pudginess,
He wasn’t too smart, he always got caught by Ma,
As he got older he was so big he had more than one address…
But, as children go I guess he was pretty good,
He never, like our oldest brother, became a hood,
Hung out mostly with the animals in the local wood,
He married a wonderful lady, she took him on without question,
That was something that the rest of us in the family never understood…
© ed - 3/23/10
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YER OLDEST BRO EWE DID JUST 'SLAM' -
THEN, YER YOUNGEST YEW DID 'DUNK' -
AS THE MIDDLE - 'MOST IGNORED' -
THEY BOTH SAID - "YER A SKUNK!"
FROM YER MA'S YOUNGER SISTER, GERTRUDE -
WHO HAD KIDS - BOUT A DOZEN -
ONE WUZ ME - YER ONLYIEST, HONEST -
TRUTH-TELLIN' - FIRST CUZZIN.
EWE STARTED A WAR -
FIRED THE FIRST SHOT -
HOPE YER BRUDDERS -
MAKE YEW EAT - SNOT!
INNOCENT BY-STANDER CUZ - TOM-KAT THE TRUTHFUL!
EDvard(k) Ole Brother
PS. wasn't Pa calling PeeWee for a bouncing boy?
God...damn pass me another beer boys and lets go kill something
fee
He never, like our oldest brother, became a hood!"
Holy Smokes! Pass Around The Cigs, The Ice-Cold PBRs, and the Cake, Too!!
My Brother Actually Has A Few Good Words, For Me - WOW! Good Thing I Just Read This, Too, As I Was Just About To Pen a 'Slam The Jersey Devil' Poem. (Mean Old Brother Edvard Asked Me To, By The Way!)
And thanks for diggin up that old pic of me and Ma. I can't wait to show Mean Tall Woman what a good lookin kid I was!!
Brother Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Newfie Hugs, Rose