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Two MORE feet of snow…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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If its like the pic,

Then it will not be too sick...

 

The almanac predicts two more,

After 80 degree days of late,

Chances for snow are quite poor…

 

I’ve already had my A/C turned on,

Fans at night, & windows all open,

Yes, the snow better be far gone,

My most recent prayer has been,

Please God, I beseech you, no more snow, amen…

 

 

© ed - 4/8/10
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 Reviews of "Two MORE feet of snow…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 12, 2010
That Almanac is a snow job.

Ron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 10, 2010
Kind of lends new meaning to the term bigfoot.
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on April 9, 2010
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I certainly hope not, Ed. The night I arrived a couple of weeks ago, all the trains had been cancelled out of Newark Liberty Airport owing to the horrendous storms and flooding in NJ. I woke up in Manhatten (late!) the following morning and enjoyed what to me were five days of high summer and blissful blue skies... What on earth/heaven is goin on???!!!! Stay white-stuff free xx
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Reviewed on April 9, 2010
Go away Winter!! Hope you escape Ed.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 9, 2010
We are getting rid of winter and sending the last stragglers west west west from Sweden, hope you all are happy with our souvenirs! LOL

Georg

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
AMEN INDEED!
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
yeah, no more snow for me either!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
Cute write, Ed; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
I don't want to see it for a long while, believe me. I was just out shopping for a Hot Tub Hawaiian party coming up in three weeks, snow is no longer wanted. Great write Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
WOW! Yer two feet haven't looked that clean since Ma gave you a Bleach Bath in that old cabin in the woods.

And just think - when yer new two feet of snow melts, you can take another refreshing bath in the Barrens. Want me to send you another quarter??!!
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