So to him I do dedicate this pic,

Of a sexy female, it shouldn’t make him sick,

Instead it should make him drool,

As he is the vampirish ghoul…

Of all that white fur he wants to with nuzzle,

While of course he does his Coors guzzle,

She will bend over and hard pant,

Can’t though kiss her, she wears a muzzle…

So dear brother Edvard,

Instead of sending you for anything a card,

Give your new honey to run a big yard,

And she will reward you with shots like this,

Just don’t get her too excited, as she tends then to squat and piss…

© ed ~ 5/14/10