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Not Exactly what Amber had in mind when she made her challenge...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I couldn't resist screwing up the works like I usually do...sorry...;-)


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Heard of NJ, DE & New York,

Washington, DC & Washington state,

Florida, Texas & even California,

But never heard of the Being state,

Is that where they get all the pork,

That ends up on the tables of the dorks…

 

Humorous is the state I am this morning in,

Ain’t it somethin’ that I write so well in sin,

On this site, the Den, I’ve found 2 bothers that are kin,

And I enjoy being with my lovely lady, Rene Lyn…

 

So this may not complete the challenge exactly,

But to be honest and most matter of factly,

For the most part I try to be the least bit funny,

Keeping on my friends here a smile that is sunny,

And I like my challenges to be sunny side up & runny…

 

 

© ed ~ 5/26/10


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 Reviews of "Not Exactly what Amber had in mind when she made her challenge..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 26, 2010
enjoyed the read

Reviewed on May 26, 2010
There's no "egg on your face" in meeting this challenge, Ed! Thank God for your humour, friend...it feeds all of our State of Being joyfully!! :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 26, 2010
I myself prefer the state of humor. It is far superior to the state of California which is joke! Patrick

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 26, 2010
I'm surprised. I thought you were in the State of Confusion next door to me.

Reviewed on May 26, 2010
Ed, you're a hoot'n'a holler; no wonder I love you so much! Delightful read; enjoyed~ Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on May 26, 2010
Ed, this was so enjoyable to read..It is your State of Being, you have done a wonderful job with this..I loved reading your poem..
As always keep the faith and don't change a thing, you are exactly where you are suppose to be at this very moment.

Much peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 26, 2010
clever and fun!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 26, 2010
I can see a "roach" under the table, don't let Ma find it!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 26, 2010
GROAN....
Just kidding gave me a morning smile...
fee

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on May 25, 2010
It was a challenge for me to read this Ed!

Love,
Sage


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