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Thunder Boom-Booms............SKEERED!
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Sent from the plains of the Lone Star state, Directly from Karla & Karen at a speeding rate, Lightening flashes & thunder boom booms, More storms in the distance do loom… Wow, that was a close strike, Flashed and immediately the pound, Though in reality storms such as this I like, I still say they are sent from the deep south, To pillage, rape & shake the very ground... So if you think storms just materialize, Your wrong, and don’t accept from Texas any lies, These storms do come from the south deep down, Heading right now for my little town… © ed ~ 5/27/10

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Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on May 29, 2010

Ahh but I do love a good thunder and lighting storm...
fee

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on May 28, 2010

HeeHee...Ed. I invisioned you crawling under your bed with hands over your ears...your word-images were perfect. BUT...I don't think the Twins would send those storms to you...intentionally :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on May 28, 2010

The only thing worse than NJ weather lately is being the Mayor of Hackensack.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 28, 2010

Don't hear to the Terrible-Twins, they are Storm Witches, always stirring their weather cauldron. Start ducking!!!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on May 28, 2010

clever-sounds like a good storm!

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on May 27, 2010

Ed,

Really cute. But I'm sure Karen and Karla and the Lone state don't appreciate your misfortuante on them! Funny.

Mary

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 27, 2010

Ed, dear Ed,

Please. I did NOT send you the storms. I ordered nice warm temperatures: not too cold, not too hot, perfect beach-going weather. I don't know WHO is sending you the thunder and lightning. Wonder if it's big brother Ed or Edvard??? Ask them, please don't blame us. We're not THAT mean. Cute write, don't be a-skeered. I'll protect you. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

Reviewed on May 27, 2010

Take cover. And don't take any of those Texas lies ever. What great humor in the face of the wrath of nature coming at you. Love it. Liz

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My many years with Authors Den will come to a close in May, thank you to all that has reviewed of me, I hope you all continue on to your own end...

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