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If Kate calls...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Don't be alarmed if hang up on you she does,

Its just her phone needing to be charged,

We just talked & up on me she hung,

But I got to hear that beautiful accent,

Even prettier if she had maybe sung...

 

In the Poole Harbor area she lives,

Near the beach, I wonder which one,

As there are six according to the net site,

Wish I could have called her back,

But my phone service said no,

Only got service to the land downunder,

Besides it was quite late for her,

Still here was out the sun...

 

So, Kate if you read this, let me know,

The name of the beach you live near,

And have no fear,

I understand about cell phones & charging,

And enjoy that pretty harbor if out you do row...

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "If Kate calls..."
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on June 2, 2010
I'll pass it on. She won't give her info, but for a price, lolol.
Poole Dorset, ole chum. I'll txt her now.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 2, 2010
Not to worry, Bro; she hangs up on me all the time - I think it's a Brit thing.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 2, 2010
I am wondering why people "down-under" don't fall up...darn! now I got a headache!!!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 1, 2010
Kate sure is a special lady and you must be pretty special too sine she called. Friendships really do cross the miles...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 1, 2010
Sounds like you are pretty well liked by dear Kate who took the time to call you...cherio mate...
fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 1, 2010
If Kate calls back then you can ask her Ed and I am sure she will.

Newfie hugs, Rose


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