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Got CRABS...? (a shorty)
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Haven’t had them in a long, long time, Got rid of them with a little thyme, This young lady needs to of her crab shed, Probably got it from her boyfriend while in bed…

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 6, 2010

Lokee lika lobster to me... Is that a form of VD?

Ron

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on June 3, 2010

Hmnn I think that is a Nova Scotia lobster myself, and a male one who knows what he likes...lol
fee

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on June 3, 2010

Maryland for crabs
Maine for lobster
Pennsylvania for Intercourse

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on June 3, 2010

Uhn, uh, Ed. As Patrick and Bro Ed have already informed you...it's a lobster. Gotta get your "claws" straightened out, my friend...:o) So collect a few more and invite us for a lobster broil...
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 3, 2010

Uh, Bro - that's a lobster. Ma says if you want to learn about the crabs, talk to old Brother Edvard!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 2, 2010

Um, Ed. That's a lobster. Now your brothers are going to be all over you about simple biology. And Ma will be furious because she always wondered why there was no thyme for her. Cuz Patrick

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