IN the hospital the old fart did go,

OUT his butt he did ultimately blow,

THE hershey squirts, making his red cells low,

BUT of all the blonde nurses he had I bet he himself did glow…

But alas, no Coors given with his MEDS,

Just sponge baths and pans under him in BEDS,

Flow did he so much he almost did his roommate DROWN,

At the very least the smell did make them both FROWN…

So welcome home dear GEORG, now that you’re squeaky clean,

Cleaned out your kidneys & YOUR spleen,

Fortunately for you, or we HOPE, there was no pain,

Of your absence you did for ALL, made us complain,

And on those bed sheets you MOST likely left a darkened stain…

© Ed ~ 5/10/10