My name used to be John Q. Public,

Of all the US nation public I was representative,

They felt I would do better with a name change,

That did reflect the attitudes of this republic,

Before the name change I was quite happily argumentative…

But now everyone does no longer of me encourage,

Surely you can see that this change can of me discourage,

My first name was something that kept my head held high for a long age,

Now all I can do is wonder why my name was changed, causing me rage…

Next I want to know what that “Q” does stand for,

Figure it out I cannot do, maybe you can help on that score,

I mean I don’t want to be to anyone a complete and total bore,

But without a middle name, and with the name I got around it,

I just feel completely useless, but having that name will give me more…