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No Relief at the Beach…BASICALLY
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just got in,

What did I do, what sin,

To have to suffer this heat,

The sidewalk is hot on my feet…

 

The soft sand at the shore,

Is hotter than hell, for sure,

Have to wear flip-flops or sandals,

Feels as if your walking on lit candles…

 

The ocean is the one bright spot,

Cooler in the low to mid 70s is what we got,

Cools the feet, but is really crowded,

Winds from the southeast all sails are shrouded…

 

Thought about you all,

Didn’t want to tell you I had a ball,

But I did, I’m sorry, please don’t of me call,

To yell at me and call me names,

Else I will have to take you and drop,

You on the HOT sands flames…


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 Reviews of "No Relief at the Beach…BASICALLY"
Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on July 24, 2010
Ed,
Glad you had fun! Hot here in Va. too. In the 100's!!!!

Blessings+
~Linda

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 24, 2010
Don't eat the yellow snowcones. Patrick

Reviewed on July 23, 2010
Soak it up Jersey, it'll soon be winter, have a great day!
Jasmin Horst


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