Did I of it misplace,

I just have no idea what is the case,

It was right here just a minute ago,

I can’t figure it out, how could I lose it,

I don’t live in a very big place…

Could it have gotten out the door,

Maybe I did of it bore,

Okay so maybe I haven’t used it of late,

Maybe I can re-catch it if I hang out some bait…?

If you see it, just send it home,

He likes to keep his hair just right, so offer him a comb,

He really doesn’t like to without me roam,

Please humor for me, forthwith, come home…