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Move in Condition
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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If ever I get evicted,

For not paying my rent,

I thereby would be convicted,

Into this car I could be sent…

 

So the curtains are a bit seedy,

And for windows I’d be needy,

Hey I wouldn’t be greedy,

Though anymore the car won’t be speedy…

 

At least it has a roof, albeit some rust,

So the floor has holes & share with the mice I must,

Its still got a front windshield & some chrome,

I REALLY think I could make it into a very nice little home…
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 Reviews of "Move in Condition"
Reviewed by Marcia Miller-Twiford
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
What an imagination you have. I love the poem. There but for the grace........
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on November 30, 2010
JOISEY ...

PEEWEE IS RIGHT - SPOT-A-POT IS BEST FEATURE!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
Interesting selection. A van or station wagon suggests a less morbid abode.

Ron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
A hearse. Does need help. I especially like the hot tub in the back. My kids restored one and take it to the North Carolina football games. They are die hard alummi...get it? Die hard, alumn, hearse. ... Never mind you've given me an idea anyway. Stay tuned. Patrick
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
a real fixer-uper!!
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
I always wished I could buy a hearse and make it into a camper...love this.
fee
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
WOW - Is that a big old green Porta Potty shoved into the back end there??!! If it is, you don't even have to go out to take a dump. WOW!!
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 27, 2010
At least it has air condition and for the time being
Refrigeration....... so you'll still be "KOOL"
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 27, 2010
hate to say it, but it would probably be your last ;)
Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on November 27, 2010
Looks to be more comfortable than a cardboard box and considerably more roomy. I think this would be the "Cadillac" of homes for anyone who is homeless. Nicely done. Dick
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 27, 2010
You know I always appreciate your philosophical perspective and the wit and humor that you share via your verses in your unique matlackian style, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis
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