Permanently on Santa’s Naughty List… (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

AuthorsDen.com Join | Login

Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS AUTHORS BOOKS SAMPLE CHAPTERS AUDIOBOOKS eBOOKS STORIES ARTICLES POETRY BLOGS NEWS VIDEOS SUCCESS TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors: John Henning, iRoger Vizi, iFERIAL Haque, iRobert Wood, i Dadfire, iArmineh Ohanian, iMary Lynn Plaisance, iBob Brink, iJill Eisnaugle, iLaura Cavanaugh, i

Home > Humor > Poetry Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Ed Matlack

Follow Me

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages

· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
· Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Permanently on Santa’s Naughty List…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

Save

Follow Share on Facebook



I pick my nose & bite my nails, I don’t eat my veggies, I don’t drink what I’m told, Figure I’m allowed as I’m getting old… I forget often to brush my teeth, I don’t get into Christmas, My desire is not towards joy, No matter what I have, I will to no one bequeath… I ignore my neighbors & sleep all day, The hell with Christmas, so I’ve been very naughty, Santa hasn’t visited me in about 10 years, No chimney have I got & no roof space to land his sleigh, Anyway for the most part he can’t come in, As on that night of nights I usually get my best lay…

Want to review or comment on this poem?

Need a FREE Reader Membership?

Reviews of "Permanently on Santa’s Naughty List…"

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on December 10, 2010

Yep. Don't need Santa's bounty when you have the optimum mounty. Patrick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 10, 2010

HO, HO, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Poor Ma - "Jersey still picks his nose??!"

HO, HO, HO!

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on December 10, 2010

Okay Ed, you just blew it, I had an ounce of Willie's best stash in my Santa sack to drop off to you but this trashing Santa was too much. LOL
Santa Fee

Reviewed by Stephen Cherring

Reviewed on December 10, 2010

do you what?...This is about the most unusual poem I've ever seen apart from my own crazy stuff. Maybe you're crazy too lol
I never would admit to the picking of the nose bit. So you've got one over on me there pal.
Well written Mac. You have a very gifted pen. Stop by sometime and see another part of wierd.......lol
kind regards steve

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 10, 2010

Well, that's about as real and honest as it gets, Ed. As always, I appreciate your wry sense of humor.

I know this fellow named Ed
I think he thinks Santa's dead
He's most disrespectful
And very neglectful
He leaves no milk and cookies by his bed

Love and peace and ho! ho! ho!

Regis

New Poetry by Ed Matlack

My many years with Authors Den will come to a close in May, thank you to all that has reviewed of me, I hope you all continue on to your own end...

Most likely my END or maybe NOT!

Yep, it''s that time of the year again, break out the credit card...

Merry Christmas...

We all got em''...

The Saggy, Baggy Boobs Blues,

Growing up alone is not so bad...

Alone in life...

Memories I am Unable to Forget...

To wish for death...

I find it interesting that only in the wee hours of the morning is when I find myself able to write anymore... <br>

Rain, thunder & lightning, oh my...

Hey, I think I might have found a little humor...?

...NEAT...

Popular Poetry (Humor)

1.	If I Could Be A Super Hero
2.	Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
3.	Fried Chicken
4.	Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
5.	An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
6.	Milkman's letter
7.	Laughing As I Flee...
8.	Amazing Grapes
9.	Newfangled Things
10.	A Salt and Batter
11.	A Writer Named Ron
12.	Ode to Spamophobia
13.	Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
14.	My First Heart Attack
15.	The Last Second
16.	Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
17.	Houston Greats
18.	Hound Dog
19.	AThree Year Old
20.	Burst Forth

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology by Jay Dubya

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology is a collection of 21 famous myths that have been given adult spins and presentations.

Member BookAds

Bayou Valentine by Riley Blake

Fortune Redding faces her fears in an unlikely situation and barely escapes with her life.

Member BookAds

Love is a Pretty Girl with a Cape to Share Your Dreams With by Bob Boze

A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes. Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over. Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets

Member BookAds