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My older brother, the nose picker…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Pee wee Ed is up to his old antics again...just bear with him as he does this every new year...




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Still after all Ma has admonished him,

His nose he does pick using his right hand,

Attached it is to his right side limb…

 

He states it does have a pretty good taste,

And does so in somewhat haste,

As he does not want it to get blown out,

Getting it out he’s had many a fighting bout…

 

So take, if you will, a moral of this tale,

Not to eat any that is abnormally stale,

Pee-wee Ed can tell you most vehemently,

Rummaging through his nose, he has sometimes dug out the holy grail…

 


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 Reviews of "My older brother, the nose picker…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 11, 2011
I have not had much picking my right nostril with my right hand nor my left nostril with my left hand. I am not ambuggerdexterous. Patrick

Reviewed on January 9, 2011
JOISEY N' PEEWEE ...

THERE'S A BOOGIE ON YER NOSE ... NO - ITS SNOT! TK.


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 8, 2011
YUK! Bro Jersey you are a devil;-) and our brother pee wee is just as bad with his comments, does he have to tell everyone what ma taught us!(heehee)
love,sis

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 8, 2011
You've obviously forgotten what dear old Ma taught us when we were kids - wipe yer butt with yer left hand, pick yer nose with yer right!

And you've also obviously forgotten how good Booger Stew is - it's a real life saver when yer out in the wilderness, and the fish ain't bitin, and all the beans are gone.

I've added lots of new natural ingredients found in the forest over the years, and I'm gonna send you a nice big pot of it. (My dogs love it, too.)

Bon Appetite, Bro!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 8, 2011
YUK and I sure hope ma catches him. He's gonna be in big trouble AGAIN.

Newfie Hugs, Rose


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