With Pee-wee constantly starting trouble,

Trying to make Ma believe the worst,

He is always trying to burst Ma’s bubble,

I even shave & trim my beard,

So she doesn’t get stuck by the stubble…

That’s right damnit, I am the good son,

I help Ma whenever I can, I am THE one,

And when Pee wee gives her grief,

I am there, Johnny on the spot, to bring her relief…

So in the future when Pee wee treats me bad,

Just laugh at him and be within yourself glad,

Because I KNOW I am the good son & won’t be sad,

And don’t allow yourself to ever at him get mad…

(NOW I HAVE THIS BRIDGE I NEED TO SELL, CHEAP)