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Its gonna take till summer…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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For me to defrost,

Get the ice & snow off my person,

And find those nuts that have climbed inside me,

They have been for a few days just kinda lost…

 

Maybe my voice will rise an octave,

And my digits may get gangrenous,

So I will suffer along till spring,

Then I will be most happy when summer arrives

Hell I may even about summer sing…

 

So prepare yourselves,

Buy some earplugs,

As I’ll be pullin’ music off the shelves,

And no to those of you who think I do drugs,

I only want to find my nuts & they are not of the variety, lugs…


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 Reviews of "Its gonna take till summer…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 30, 2011
You have had a pretty tough season I will admit. Today I had to trim the peach buds. Patrick.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 23, 2011
We are on the downslope, long though it may be.

Ron

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on January 22, 2011
Dont worry...looks like the south will be sending another your way depending on the track of the low it may even leave another six or seven down here before getting to you..sorry, but it was the best I could do...now quit talking about nuts OK?...lol

al

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 21, 2011
Love it and the picture...too funny.
fee

Reviewed on January 21, 2011
Ed,

You may be looking forward to summer, I'm dreading it. Wonderful poem about the woes of eastern and northern winters.

Mary

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 21, 2011
That squirrel already buried them there nuts,
Deep under the frigid ground, and snow, and ice;
So you might as well resign yourself to not finding them,
But Ma says in a nice warm flannel dress, you'll look nice!


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