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Lying...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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?...I NEVER lie, nor do I tell the truth...?




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I never lie,

Though I may sometimes bend the truth,

I am not a government official,

So I never learned how to lie & make it sound superficial…

 

Pinocchio’s nose is attached wrong for me,

But since I don’t lie (?) I will say its more above my knee,

But no further up than the waist,

That is the main basis for this copy & paste…

 

But don’t take my word,

As I didn’t hear this from a little bird,

From where the nose, as it were, does begin,

More of it is the size of a rolling pin…


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Reviewed on January 31, 2011
ED ... as Jiminy Cricket used to say:

"It ain't what you got - it's what you do with what you got!"



Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 30, 2011
Thanks for confessing. Want to hear mine? I missed the lions, tigers, elephants. Must have had a bad childhood to have missed that one completely.

Liar, liar, pants on fire will keep you warm from the balmy. If you don't burn your butt.

Ron

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2011
oh my...yeah truth or not>...sweet ED...Hugsss

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 29, 2011
Okay now is this the truth or not?
fee


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