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Hey, I gotta have some fun, don't I...?
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If you can buy booze, And drink your fill, I certainly can smoke a doob, And a few more brain cells lose… What the hell does it matter, All I do is sit home and on this thing chatter, And listen to outside noisy clatter, Why not get high & eat pancake batter… Only once in a very great while, Do I smoke a bone & enjoy a buzz, Hey on my face it does put a smile, I do what I can, I do what I like, Leave me alone while I do best what I does…J

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Reviews of "Hey, I gotta have some fun, don't I...?"

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on February 13, 2011

This brought a big smile to my face! GOOD FOR YOU..Take one day at a time and smell the rosese!!!!....M

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on February 12, 2011

Hahaha! Whatever it takes to get through, Ed!!! Cute write....

Anna

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on February 11, 2011

Ed, "doob" and "bone" I'm going to have to look up because I can guess but I have never heard of them and I don't know what they are, but never mind all that...I like your writing. This is an exotic detour in poetry.
Be happy,
Christine

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on February 11, 2011

Whatever makes you happy, Ed.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on February 11, 2011

Well I certainly hope you COOK the pan cake batter before you eat it. Patrick

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on February 11, 2011

Oh my god you guys kill me and your ma shes so cool..hell yeah...Hugsss you guys need to tell your ma to adopt me pleaseeeeeeeeeeee with sugar on top

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 11, 2011

You've really got Ma in a tizzy now. First, she tells me you're now a Seagull, then she says you've morphed into a Monkey, and now you're Sponge Bob Square Pants??!! Nice Pants, though.

PS: I'm runnin out of booze. Perhaps you can send me some, and Ma, too, of course. You're makin her drink more than usual these days.

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on February 10, 2011

JOISEY ... AN 'OCCASIONAL HIT' DON'T HURT ...

ESPECIALLY WHEN YER BRAIN CELLS ARE BURNT OUT ANYWAYS!

DOOB-BE-DOOB-BE-DO ...
TAKES THE EDGE OFF YEW!
AND FORMS THE WORDS EWE SPEW ...
SO DO YER DOOB-BE-DOOB-BE DO!

ADIEU TO YEW N' EWE ... TK ...

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