Mr. Ed was the older brother,

He is the one with the baby fat,

Swinging his baby brother about,

His baby brother was me,

Now our lousy relationship you can plainly see…

And Ma was no different,

To get me hurt she was hell bent,

Sent him outside to swing me around,

Bounced me many times onto & off the ground…

What love we had was basically painful,

He treated me badly & beat me a lot,

He never made me laugh, he was most disdainful,

So what’s a brother to do, with a brother like him I got,

Why do you all think that I smoke so much pot…?

         J