In 1995,

A year I was still very much alive,

I was workin’ for my favorite drive,

All through NJ I did survive…

Heading down to AC daily,

Patient pick-up around ten,

Passed this for sale hot lookin’ car,

Couldn’t keep my mind off of it back then…

Finally came into a bit of dough,

So down to the dealer to of it blow,

Now for months this car had been sittin’ there,

And just as I got there, they sold the thing, it just wasn’t fair…

I ended up buying a Jeep,

Using it in a snow storm we had that was deep,

Surely there’s a moral in here somewhere that isn’t cheap,

But f*** the freakin’ moral, I wanted that damn car instead,

So now I got the same, almost, car, & I would really rather have back, the Jeep…!?