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...Tie-dyed head Ed...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Shirts I have, a large amount,

More than I can on my fingers count,

A car I need to show off my interest,

Then in permanent tie-die I can be dressed…

 

My coffin one day should be the same,

I don’t think that’s asking too much, is it lame,

A headstone in multi colors is also my aim,

I’m sure someone will get upset,

And their ire I will, I guess, inflame…

 

All at my eventual demise,

Should be dressed as well in colors,

All should wear there dyed ties,

I doubt anyone would be able to retain their surprise…

 

 

© ed ~ 3/31/11


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 Reviews of "...Tie-dyed head Ed..."
Reviewed on June 2, 2012
'Still have a lot of my tie dies! I still have my tamborine too!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 1, 2011
Make sure to insist on kaleidoscope glasses too. Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 1, 2011
very cool!

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
Reviewed on March 31, 2011
Tie dye is cool... I might just bedazzle my headstone!!!

Reviewed on March 31, 2011
You truly are a colourful person, but that car be fine for easter too, that makes me think of resurection, no not erection, would'nt you scare yourself to death, you came back to life all colourful as you are, among those blackard dark and sombre heathens now a days? Just asking of course. Bless ya kid, you got spirit, or is it spirit, or maybe smokes even,just asking of course.

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on March 31, 2011
That car looks like it's about the size of a casket, er,,,, excuse me,,,, a coffin. Why don't you just use it? Dick

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 31, 2011
You know I was talking with someone the other day about the sixties...clothes were so cool then, I can still remember a pair of fringed suede boots and a fringed vest I had back then ... man I loved those clothes. tie dyed, paisley shirts, purple bell bottoms, coffin boots, duffle coats with bone buttons for winter...wow, a lot of fun memories
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Reviewed on March 31, 2011
Ed,

I like tie tie dye t0o, but isn't that a bit 20th century. Oh well, what's good transcends time. Peace Out.

Mary

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 31, 2011
Whatever floats yer boat, Ed. I'm going out in the woods all alone like the Indians used to do when they were worthless.


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