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Women are SO complex...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I think I feel my humor creeping back in...;-)



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But that’s a good thing, right,

 

While men are either on or off,

Is that so bad, I mean its right at night, right?

 

Am I getting into trouble here,

My other half has no computer,

She can’t read of this supposed mistake,

Though what woman would keep this to herself,

I know I’m gonna hear about this one soon,

Oh its alright, Rene knows she’s engaged to a loon…
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 Reviews of "Women are SO complex..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 12, 2011
On the other hand look at all the buttons you get to push! Patrick
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 10, 2011
So glad you are engaged. So sad your other half is computer illiterate. Women are definitely wired different from men. Viva la difference!

Ron
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 9, 2011
Engaged to a loon that she loves and though men are on or off anytime is right Ed. Keep her smiling as you do us.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 7, 2011
Oh my..what can I say no I better not LOL...Hugss and to your lovely lady tell her I wish her the BEST OF LUCK she will know what I mean....oh my...keep smiling OK
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 7, 2011
Welcome back looney Ed...keep us smiling.
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Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 6, 2011
Well said, my friend.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 6, 2011
I know where you are coming from. I love this girl who is beyond complicated. Thanks for sharing, bro boy. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Sandi Schraut
Reviewed on April 6, 2011
Ed are you implying that men are simple? I do not believe that however I do believe they are certainly more direct, something most women (no stereotyping implied) are less of. love the poem!
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on April 6, 2011
yer just findin' that out? DUH !

"A man Chases a Woman until She LETS him catch her!"

write that on yer blackboard 500 times ... TK.
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