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My Redneck Yacht...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Class beyond the norm,

 

Not much good though in a storm,

 

Better in a big bathtub, lukewarm,

 

Just imagine the driver, a redneck life form…
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 Reviews of "My Redneck Yacht..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 21, 2011
Now wait a minute. How is this thing any different than Pee Wee's trailer-able???? This proves you are related. Patrick
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
Now if you could get this in a Volkswagon popup van model it would really be a winner in my books.
fee
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
rounding the Horn in that beauty
would be a joy to watch.
Good one, Ed.

John
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
Got one just like it onliest mine's green.

~W~
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
I LIKE THE CONCEPT, THO! TK.
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
Unique is putting it mildly. ;-)
Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
Not quite the yacht Dennis Wilson jumped off of drowned. Thought you were a serious beach boy?
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
Though summer is not here yet, I think you're
getting too much sun. -gene.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
Your dream boat?

Ron
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
you guys in Jersey are a trip ...
Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
So you admit to being the redneck from New Jersey? Seriously a very good humorous piece of writing.
Peace
Tony
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
A Poor Man's Houseboat - I like it!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
You have a lobster in the boat?
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
Redneck is as redneck does.

My poem, Ed? Just a compiling of the different roles we play as we go from birth to death.
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My many years with Authors Den will come to a close in May, thank you to all that has reviewed of me, I hope you all continue on to your own end...
Most likely my END or maybe NOT!
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Yep, it''s that time of the year again, break out the credit card...
Merry Christmas...
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We all got em''...
The Saggy, Baggy Boobs Blues,
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Growing up alone is not so bad...
Alone in life...
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Memories I am Unable to Forget...
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To wish for death...
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I find it interesting that only in the wee hours of the morning is when I find myself able to write anymore... <br>
Rain, thunder & lightning, oh my...
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Hey, I think I might have found a little humor...?
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