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Living in an old motorhome takes knowledge...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My cabinets too have fallen,

 

Held up with a two by four,

 

It may not look up to the chore,

 

You’d be surprised at the weight of dust & pollen,

 

Still its not something I can allow myself to ignore…


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 Reviews of "Living in an old motorhome takes knowledge..."
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on April 21, 2011
Gotta love redneck engineering.

~W~

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 19, 2011
good old ingenuity!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 19, 2011
I notice your jack is plugged into the socket. Ed you do not have an electric jack. You have a fire hazard. Patrick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 19, 2011
Oh, Boy - you better beg dear old Ma to buy you another roll of Duct Tape, sure looks like you're gonna need it.

Reviewed on April 18, 2011
JOISEY ... YEW GOT ME BEAT, PAL!

MY SON CALLED MY TRAILER'S DECOR - 'ECLECTIC' ... I CALL IT 'EARLY CHAOS' ...

AFTER EWE GOT THE JACK SUPPORT - DID'JA EVER THINK TO INVEST IN SEVERAL DRYWALL SCREWS? DUH?

OH, YEAH - A 2 X 4 DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A SCISSORS JACK! TK.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
I hope u never need to read that book Ed lol..classic
Ch'erie xx

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
I would hang a dish towel from it and say it is a custom feature...lol
fee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
Ah-ha....now I know how to fix mine.....thanks!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
Ah- we so pride ourselves in doing what works- but alas- the ladies fail to appreciate our wisdom.

John

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
AH HA ! Now I know who stole my jack.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do, Ed.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
Still it is the comforts of you. I always roll myself in dust. Good one,Ed.
Peace


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