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4 lines that could REALLY smart...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...hurts just looking at it...

Imagine that picture, Completing the circuit, And zapping yourself, Sure wouldn’t have to worry about bodily stricture…

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Reviews of "4 lines that could REALLY smart..."

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 11, 2011

The baseball biological equivalent of grounded balls. Never even got close to first base. Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on June 5, 2011

YoW!

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on June 4, 2011

OUCH OUCH OUCH
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Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on June 4, 2011

Think I'll pass. There's got to be a bush around here someplace. Dick

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on June 4, 2011

DEAR KNAVE ED ....

MIGHT 'CURE' E.D. THOUGH?

IMAGINE A BIG BLACK CARBON 'WANG' !!! CUZ S.C.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on June 4, 2011

You're bored today, eh, Ed?

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