And living as trailer trash,
Every spring he has a big bash,
Invites only a chosen group,
Hangs out on the porch,
And the front stoop…
That’s right to you undying fans,
That’s Elvis there in the fat suit,
His boobs almost as big as Dolly’s,
Could his old redneck house be near Beirut…?
Don’t expect any comebacks,
The world of music gave him the axe,
Anyway if he did, he’d have to pay a tax,
Right now he saves his money,
For all those delicious backwoods snacks…
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Hope all's well wit yah Joisey ;)
CR
That he’s family - his real name is EDVIS;
So, invite him to the Ed Family Outhouse Reunion,
An old Ed relative like this, would surely be in bliss.
And make sure that you tell Cousin Patrick that he’s comin,
And that Patrick better make a Seat, Big Enough, for the King;
Man, this Labor Day Ed Family Get-Together is gonna be really great,
And I sure hope I’m in the adjacent stall, when old EDVIS starts to sing!
medicine...they say
~Ed~
You accomplished that with
your poetry, but Elvis fans
do keep him alive
Lady Vivian
IF THERE WASN'T SO MUCH DARK HAIR ...
I'D THINK IT WAS A PIC OF ME!
PORCH IS BIGGER THAN MINE TOO ... 'SIR' BUFFOON!
Ron
fee
Regis
Anna
Newfie Hugs, Rose
Sandie Angel :o)