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Idjut...--->
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yes,à he is,

No,ß not me,

Hang with him I do,

Trying to give him a clue…

 

Picks on me,

Yes he,

You’d think I’d get a fee,

Instead all I get are his flea’s…J

 

On corners he does hang,

With signage he does of me harangue,

He thinks himself funny,

Better to bet on me,

That is where lies the smart money…J

 


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 Reviews of "Idjut...--->"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 23, 2011
Thanks for sharing the humor, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 22, 2011
Yah Idjut! haha..love the way U spell this..:)
Ch'erie xx

Reviewed on July 21, 2011
DEAR CUZ' ID-JUT ED, THE WUSS-A-LOT KNAVE:

I'M WITH MR. ED ... as he so aptly pointed out the Height difference, it proves who the REAL INUT IS !!! Yew put the Wrong Faces on the opposite Bodies!

EWE are - Taller, Dumber, and Uglier ... with BIGGER FEET !

WHILE I am - Shorter, Smarter, and Cuter ... with lil teenie feet !

ERGO - the Taller one in the White shirt has the FLEAS - not me!

HOWEVER - I give yew an A+ for Creativity, and 3 Jiggles for the Poem -
and a very LARGE 'D' for DUMBNESS!

C yew at The MALL ... HO-HO-HO <--- U B DA ...

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 20, 2011
Well at least you're not a f'n idjut like my boss say I am. Patrick

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on July 20, 2011
Smiling back at You
:-) ~Ed~
from the your humor

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on July 20, 2011
Great humor in this writing, Ed. One thing it hurts when I smile.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on July 20, 2011
I think I must be in there somewhere.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 20, 2011
Ho, Ho, Ho!



I never knew that old Cousin TomKat was so tall

He somehow makes you, Brother, look rather small

I think you should take your epic Sign War to the mall

But then, you might just give your fleas, to one and all



(You better 'de-flea' each other first.)



Ho, Ho, Ho!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 20, 2011
Tellin' it lak it 'tis, Sir Ed . . . If'n dat don't woirk spit'n his eye.


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