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4 lines on sunburn...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I don't look anywhere near as bad as this guy in the pic...most on my shoulders...




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Forgot I got yesterday burned,

 

In the shower on the hot water I turned,

 

Yowwwwie, that smarts, guess that I earned, 

Still am for the most part unconcerned…

 


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 Reviews of "4 lines on sunburn..."
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 2, 2011
Don't forget your sunblock next time, Ed!....

Anna

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 1, 2011
You could have gone outside in a light rain. I hear that hail is melting into boiling water when it falls in New Jersey. ;-)

Still hot in Texas…

Ron

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 1, 2011
yep so easy to fo when the beach surrounds us with a sunny day
fee

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 1, 2011
4 letters on sunburn: ouch!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 1, 2011
Take Dick's advice. An old sea dog like yerself outta know all that . . . Jeez!

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on August 1, 2011
Sorry for your pain, (maybe you'd like to tell us more about how beautiful that ocean was yesterday.....) Next time maybe you should try a little sunscrean. Not only does it work, but I've heard that it's fun having someone put it on the places you can't reach.

After the fact, aloe works really great.

Good Luck, Dick


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