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Must be proficient with an AK-47…
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Pictue of North Camden looking west towards Philadelphia just the other side of the river...


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In Camden, NJ is needed someone to deliver,

Yes you must be proficient with an AK-47,

Extra rounds available at any 7-11,

That town does give anyone a shiver…

 

I’d rather work in a zoo,

Surrounded by lions, tigers & bears, oh my,

At least they don’t back at you shoot,

If you knew Camden, you would understand completely why…

 

Its kill or be killed on these mean streets,

Staccato gunfire to a kickin’ rap beat,

Must have fast car,& a bulletproof vest,

Cause this city will surely put you to the test…

 


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 Reviews of "Must be proficient with an AK-47…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 15, 2011
It sounds like an urban warfare is already alive and well in Camden. But then, I've been around a few cities during my life and bad areas come and go like seasons in the wind. My dad used to talk about Cicero. When I was in San Francisco it was Little Five Points. There was Watts. There is always some place where you can get shot.

Ron

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 15, 2011
Frightening imagery and sad truth....I don't like big cities...never did! Too much going on for me....

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 14, 2011
It seems a Violence Epidemic is now sweeping the nation, and our big cities now seem to be the worst places to be. Makes me yearn even more to leave 'civilization' far behind and head off into the wilderness. Wild animals are probably far more civil than we human beings, they only kill when they must, for survival.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 13, 2011
Ed your words speak the truth, sad but true.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on August 13, 2011
It's a sign of the times, I'm afraid. Put on your vest and strap on your ammo belt, buddy, there's more to come. Dick

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 13, 2011
Same as it was in the '70s, huh? Sounds about right.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 12, 2011
Sounds like a place to avoid... ...thanks for the "heads up," Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 12, 2011
While I was in Jr. High School, a very long time ago, I had a pen pal from Camden, I wonder what she's doing now?

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 12, 2011
Yep. The mean streets aren't the same mean streets I used to swagger down.


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