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My favorite bi-weekly duty...
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Rolling & squishing, Sloshing & squashing, Splashing & flowing, Soaping & softening… Drying & fluffing, Folding & airing… One machine to clean, Two to do the dry, Hey, I live alone, that’s why, I know after reading this, You housewives will likely cry… Every two weeks, Needed or not, Seven-buck total, An hour spent, On the dot…

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 22, 2011

You got it down to a science! Meet any cool chicks in the laundromat?

Ron

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on August 20, 2011

be careful of your head ...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 20, 2011

Only you would have a combined washer, dryer, and bathing commode!

PS: Sorry, but old Cousin Patrick says No Outhouse Bathing or Skinny Dipping at the Family Reunion - Bummer.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on August 20, 2011

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! ;-)

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on August 19, 2011

KNAVE ...

surprised yer FACE isn't in the Washer window - cheap bath too!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on August 19, 2011

A fine ode to doing the laundry, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on August 19, 2011

Whatever turns you on . . .

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