He really did it up right done,

Comin’ out ain’t gonna be fun,

That laptop wasn’t too small,

I mean so many times before,

He ate a hundred of them little tennis balls,

And out they came, it wasn’t pretty, but made a nice popping sound…

I guess he done got the snacks,

The balls started to taste altogether like wax,

The cabinet will break down in his system,

I am more worried bout the electronics,

As every so often he jumps off the floor,

Must be shocks from the battery,

Making it look like manic attacks…

His hair is standing on end,

Yeah well maybe that was a warning,

They’ve been like that since yesterday morning,

Gotta follow him around with an extension cord,

Though, ya think, if I unplug him,

I might be able to get back, at least, the mother board…?