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cwazy...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Stuck my finger in a socket,

After using it to play in my pocket,

Stuck up hard it was like a rocket,

Can’t do that again, gotta remind myself, 

 

Putting it permanently on my docket…

 
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 Reviews of "cwazy...?"
Reviewed by Janna Hill
Reviewed on August 26, 2011
Ooookay. That was cRaZy but cute.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 26, 2011
giggle....what on earth?!* You're tooo funny, Ed!

Anna
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 26, 2011
ooooooooooooooooooooooook ;-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 26, 2011
KEEP YER FINGERS OUTA HOLES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG!

Damn it; old Cousin TomKat already said that.
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on August 25, 2011
DEAR WUSSY KNAVE ...

YEW GOT YER HATCHES BATTENED DOWN?

KEEP YER FINGERS OUTA HOLES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 25, 2011
Jeez! Or is that geez?!
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