Well 'Blabber-Mouth' Matlack ...

now yew done gone n' spoiled my Sa-Prize for all at the party!

How ewe snuck into my secret spot n' took this Pic is amazing. It's a great Pic ...

However, as per usual, yer assumed details are WRONG!

1. My Power-Scooter is NOT 'All Electric' - it is a HYBRID which I developed -
it also works by Compressed Methane Pellets! These are produced from both solid and liquid excretions, which are conveyed through tubes, hidden in the driver's seat - then suctioned through a special hi-tech hose, back into the 'assumed' Camper behind. A patented 'Do-Do' Compressor uses Solar Power to
convert both No. 1 and No. 2 into dehydrated Pellets, similar in size and shape to those employed in a Standard Pellet Stove.

2. Said pellets, which produce a purer, Hi-Octane 98.6 - are then reverse suctioned back into the Super-Duper Micro-Chip Miniature Engine, directly under the seat. A simple Spark from a Platinum Tipped 'Glow Plug' is magnified immensely via an Electric Coil to approximately 100,000 Volts, thereby producing
a conservative 500 Miles per Pound, at top Speeds of 67 MPH. This is an engineering Marvel, similar to a 'Modified' Tesla Engine.

3. Ergo, there is No Need to ever Stop for any 'Potty Calls' whatsoever! The only necessity is Intake ... 'Three Squares a Day' with the accompanying subsequent, All-Natural Excretion process, Thricely also ... and VOILA! Hi-Speed, Cost-Free, Transportation is possible, in a Perfected Manner!

4. There are many other Hi-Tech Advancements built into the innards of the 'assumed' Camper - but, they are still 'Top-Secret' right now ... I could TELL yew, but then I'd have to KILL yew! Sorry ...

In Summary, I have already Arrived at the Party, LONG before ewe ever even git yer 'Ancient' RV engine to even START!

Drinkin' Beer - Havin 'Fun - Dumpin' in Pat's '8-Seater' and waitin' to be WIPED by
EWE!

Peace - CUZ ... PEACE! TK 'Inventor Extraordinaire' !!!

No problem, cut a hole in the floor. Just don't stay too long in one spot. cuz p

I will always say your writing sure entertains us Ed, I love it.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Ha!! I met someone who had one of those campers, she called it the "Lima Bean." She loved it and towed it behind a very small car. She had everything she needed and an autoharp to keep us entertained. I met her while I was taking several months to travel the U.S. and ran into her a few times at campgrounds. I think she had a porta-potty or something in hers, but certainly not a tank like I had in the trailer I was pulling. Always grins to be found in your den, Ed.
Take care,
Sherry

Well done indeed, Ed.

This is soooo f..king funny Ed, I love it, and the first thing that came to mind is where can I get one. I mean even for taking a nap on the way to the mall if the urge hit you...great deal.
fee

Clever rig and verse indeed,
and senior citizens diapers
can keep you moving! ~Ed~

Lady Vivian

good attitude transforms into good humor ... just don't forget to signal ...

Problems are there to be solved. A working commode is whatever stretch of highway that had woods alongside it.