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They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha, hee-hee…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My ship has finally landed,

From the outer reaches of the universe,

They think I will be of use to their world,

After reading all of my truly disgusting verse…

 

We leave on the morrow,

To those that lack understanding,

That would be the next day or tomorrow,

I wanna go now, but am trying not to be too commanding… 

 

So while I do travel above past your abode,

I will send you a great big hello,

Will be passing the Great Eds Reunion party,

And I will know it by the great big open outdoor commode…


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 Reviews of "They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha, hee-hee…"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 4, 2011
You always seem to place a smile on our face Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on September 3, 2011
Sounds like Fun and Games (?)
Could be bumpy though ~Ed~
fasten your seat belt!!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 3, 2011
Hey Ed, We have the National UFO Museum here in Roswell, New Mexico. If your alien pilot is looking for a place to stop for a good breakfast burrito on his way to visit his relatives at the Museum, tell him to drop by Albuquerque. I will show the two of you why they call this place "The Land of Enchantment."
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on September 3, 2011
aka the ring of brown fire!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2011
Bon voyage . . .


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