Your left bicuspid is impacted,

Your right molar needs to be extracted,

When I tap on here do you get reacted,

All this work could be very protracted…

You definitely got doggy breath,

It could put your girlfriend to death,

Your teeth are rotting pretty bad,

Have you ever done drugs, especially meth…

So, big boy, onto the bad news,

Now don’t be getting the blues,

To remove those few teeth we will have to blast,

Now let me get about 6 feet of dynamite fuse,

Now I will just stand back, NO, this will not hurt,

Just in case we have another dog here,

For your blood we can from him transfuse…J