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The only thing Santa left is a puddle of pee…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Frozen it was & yellow, but free,

Santa did off my roof pee,

Came down it did so colorful you see,

Guess he was “pissed”, I left him no key…

 

No Ho, Ho, Ho, did I hear,

While he stopped where I live here,

I guess it’s better than a piece of coal,

He’s nothing better than a fat old troll…

 

I am never again writing him a letter,

Getting my hopes all up & trying to be happy,

With my time I have things to do that are better,

At least he did not off my roof make a big crappie…J

 


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 Reviews of "The only thing Santa left is a puddle of pee…"
Reviewed on December 30, 2011
JOISEY ... LUV IT ! I HAVE SAME PIC ON MY PUTER ...

YEW WERE TOO KIND TO MARCIA ...

I MIGHT'VE JUST SAID: "BYTE ME !!! "

SOMETIMES PICKLES N' PRUNES JUST DON'T MIX !!!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 27, 2011
Thank you for sharing your humor, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on December 27, 2011
Giggle....at least your sense of humour is still intact!

Anna

Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Reviewed on December 26, 2011
Don't give him ideas!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 26, 2011
Ho, Ho, Ho, Don’t Eat That Yellow Snow, Bro.

And I just wrote to old Santa for you,
Since you won’t write to him anymore;
Next Christmas, be careful where you step,
He’s gonna leave a nice big dump at your door!

Ho, Ho, Ho!


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 25, 2011
Can't please all the people all the time...but do I care, hell no...don't like what I write, don't read it...stop in again, Marcia, when u have less time...

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 25, 2011
THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS & FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATION

Reviewed on December 25, 2011
I guess some will find this comical; I'm not one of them.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 25, 2011
Dude I sent you a jug of Mike's hard lemonade for Christmas. That damn Fed-Ex guy musta tossed it at your door. cuz p


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