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Munchies...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Bar-B-qued potato chips,

Soft Philly pretzels w/ mustard,

Cheese steak w/fried onions & extra cheese,

Pizza with the works &, you heard it before, ex-cheese,

Love all sorts of candy, Smarties & peanut butter cups,

Wish more of all this stuff I could eat,

Being a diabetic sucks, golly & gee…

 

If high I didn’t get,

Then I would be truly all set,

Munchies I would not ever get,

No longer hopefully would stress make me fret…

 

Writing this short write,

Was not as easy when straight,

I seem as such to be carrying more mental freight,

Better to write when I am high or even just slight…J

 


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 Reviews of "Munchies..."
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 24, 2012
boy, i haven't had a snicker in a long time ... those were the days ...

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on February 24, 2012
just looking at that image triggers a gag for me....its all toxic and poisen to the body...it's only the mind addicted to them causing your emotion...ditto Patrick - keep the real food avail for those munchie moments...and could it be possible you have diabetes as an affect of consuming these in the first place?

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2012
LOL WHAT JERRY SAID. IT IS TUFF ED I KNOW FOR SURE.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 24, 2012
Thanks a lot. I'm sitting here at lunch eating raw carrots, celery, broccoli, tomatoes and baby bell peppers in my quest to lose a few pounds and points off blood sugar. They're ok but I'd rather have a pizza with ex-cheese right now. cuz p

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on February 24, 2012
My blood sugar jumed just reading your poem.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 24, 2012
We only go this way once. Enjoy it while you can.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on February 24, 2012
I am starved now, thanks alot LOL
cute write Ed
stay good, if you have diabetes, take it seriously....
I know its hard, my mom has it, and I feel like a cop policing her diet, and she gets so annoyed with me...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on February 24, 2012
Thought you were always high, Ed.


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