First it was that pain in the butt, Pee Wee,
Then it was that cuz we got; the Cur,
Can’t they just leave me alone,
Letting me hide in my home,
Playing all the time with my bone…
Every time I get something new,
You know they got to horn in,
Even those two are too few,
Ma, how long do u think,
That God will let them commit this sin…
Picking on me is a crime,
They should be punished every time,
Oh no, Ma treats Pee wee just fine,
And old Cuz Cur can’t do any wrong,
Not in her eyes, she is so freaking blind…
But I will get them back,
Right now though the words I do lack,
Their time is coming, be very sure,
When I will show them who is the real boss,
That is when they will get what I will call a family cure…
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And old Cuz Cur can’t do any wrong,
Not in her eyes, she is so freaking blind…
Dear old Ma is one of the best judges of character around. She probably doesn't pick on me and old Cuz Cur because she knows that unlike some people, we don't just sit around playin with our bones!
And ye best be careful or Ma is gonna sic Sister Tiger Lily on you.
MY DAD USED TO SAY: "
IF YOU'RE PICKIN' ON ME, THEN YOU'RE LEAVIN' SOMEONE ELSE ALONE!"
WE TWO 'SIRS' MERELY ARE CHOOSIN' TO LEAVE SOMEONE ELSE ALONE!
ERGO .... YEW GET ALL OUR WONDERFUL, LOVING, BROTHERLY, CUZIN'LY ATTENTION!
YER MA HAS OFTEN TOLE US ... NOT TO 'NEGLECT' EWE! SO, WE AIN'T!