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Got a craving...
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Wanna get a buzz,

Got a new pipe,

The pot is ripe,

Got it from the “Cur”,

You know him as my cuz…

 

What more can I do,

Today at work a freaking zoo,

Must be comin’ up on full moon,

The drivers are all acting like loons…

 

So just a little hit,

Damn but this is good shit,

It may not keep me physically fit,

Sure helps my sanity more than a bit…J

 


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 Reviews of "Got a craving..."
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on March 19, 2012
Whatever?

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on March 8, 2012
just a little hit?! Let's hope it's not a pedestrian... if you gonna go puffin you better be one - THAT'LL sure get you fit AND help your sanity! xx

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 8, 2012
What sanity?

Ron

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 8, 2012
hope you ain't toking in the car, Ed ,,, or you may end up in the can ...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 8, 2012
Old Cuz Cur says that you still owe him for gas,
He may want that pipe back - so puff real fast.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
One must find one's best therapy at times, Ed. Thanks for sharing. They say BC bud is the best as you probably know. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on March 7, 2012
DEAR 'POT-HEAD' ...

THAT'S NOT THE ONE I SENT YOU -
IT IS SILVER N' BLUE!
SAME KIND THO ...
JUST 'PUFF' AWAY ... DO !!!


Reviewed on March 7, 2012
Is it Hyland Scotch, or blue indica, I toke it, you got none to share?

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
Yup

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
If you say so, Ed.


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