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My WONDERFUL Computer...
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It ain't long for this world...


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I go onto the computer,

Till it, not too long, dies,

It stops, it starts,

It freezes & farts…

 

Maybe the farts,

It did learn from me,

But so help me,

I haven’t even hit it,

Or yet broken it apart…

 

That time though is coming,

And I am not herein to you funning,

I found some used ones for under a hundred,

Hopefully then I can allow this one to die,

Then it will surely be much happier when it is finally dead…J

 

 


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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on March 19, 2012
Mine isn't running so good either, finally got into authors den by putting cookies to medium, not a computer programmer or expert but i brought mine back to life many a time, Just takes thinking and patience. lots of it like it or not.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 18, 2012
I now have two computers set up at all times, just in case one desides to get a little grumpy on me. It also gives me plenty of time to run utilities and troubleshoot problems without feeling like I am trying to walk without my legs, which is how I feel, living without a computer. My whole life is wrapped up on these machines though I have learned to keep a backup on a disc of anything that is important to me like documents, poetry, cool e-mail, etc. I hope you can keep your baby running and find a way to make it healthy again.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 17, 2012
maybe the baby could use a good dusting ... around the processor and fans ... and clean out the internet garbage ...

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on March 17, 2012
Hahahahaha! That pic says a thousand words....I've been there, Ed! When the computer begins chewing on that last raw nerve...it's time to say goodbye and bury it! giggle

Anna

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 17, 2012
Don;t U feel alone...this old lady that I am using writing this to you is acting up on me too...old windows 98...but so many menories stored here and not toooo com-path-a-ball to the my laptop...and toreclaim all my programs is mission impossible.
Take care and don,t shoot the lady yet...keep her ...she might come in useful later again...ask me I KNOW!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on March 17, 2012
They can be exasperating, but tell me, how in the hell did we ever get along without them? I watch too much TV, but even that doesn't compare to the time I spend sitting at my computer. When my DSL goes down, I go nuts. (and when I go nuts, my sweetie accuses me of being shirt tail relation to the Ed's family) Dick

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 17, 2012
"Obsolete in time" is built in purposely to keep us buying new ones.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 16, 2012
Mine threw me a "curve ball" a couple of nights ago. After a lot of "coaxing," it came back to normal. Well, it is almost four years old so I suppose, in this day and age of "advanced technology," it is ancient. Thanks for sharing, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 16, 2012
Go for the used, couldn't be much worse, eh?


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