Okay so maybe God is a bit hard of hearing,

I requested to come back as a hippie,

Yep that’s what I asked for, you can bet your bippie,

From the picture you can see what happened,

Though a hippo was far from what I was fearing…

So, God, I know you have a sense of humor,

At least that was what came from the angels,

They told me that that was the ultimate rumor,

Are you just going to leave me like this,

Or transform me into something with some class,

And not so much of a big fat ass…