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Contemplating Murder...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I can't keep it in anymore, I have to tell of my murderous tendencies...




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I have to admit,

I am tired of the shit,

I am contemplating murder,

Dropping the victim from a 20 story girder…

 

She stops, she starts, she gives me the cold shoulder,

I swear I am going to over her roll a boulder,

Even when she is warmed up, she freezes,

Maybe she has a virus & from that she seizes…

 

But it doesn’t much to me matter,

I WILL eventually commit the heinous act,

And that I can guarantee to you is fact,

When a new computer I get,

This old one will die a quick death,

And for the future of it I will forget…

 


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 Reviews of "Contemplating Murder..."
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 2, 2012
Hahahaha! Wasn's sure what I was gonna find in this title....but you made me smile, Ed! Thanks!

Anna

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 1, 2012
Somehow, In spite of the little bitch, you manage to spit out poems that get better every day. She might make you a writer yet.

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 1, 2012
Murder, he wrote...

Damn it, Amber already said that.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 1, 2012
You're not alone, my friend.

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on March 31, 2012
Frustrating little buggers, ain't they? Keep smilin. Dick

Reviewed on March 31, 2012
Temper temper tst tst.

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on March 31, 2012
I am getting rid of my PC also, I have a new tablet from Verizon and a new I phone...I am so happy with both!!!!!

Murder, he wrote...lol

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on March 31, 2012
Sympathize, sympathize...even a new computer has its idiosyncracies (or however you spell that)...I feel for you, Ed!

Connie

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on March 31, 2012
lol

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 31, 2012
Start saving those pennies, Ed.

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on March 31, 2012
Oh dear - Computer spat the dummy again. Mine keeps doing that. It's due for it's final heave-ho too.


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