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...second hand smoke...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My computer is high,

And to me it asks why,

Why do I feel this way,

No colors only gray…

 

 

Who’d a thought,

A computer can take a hit,

But it states categorically,

It did never ever inhale,

Not even a very little bit,

Sounds like a president past,

Like my computer he didn’t long last…J

 


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 Reviews of "...second hand smoke..."
Reviewed on April 20, 2012
This poem's a trip!!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 13, 2012
Check your windows display settings, maybe you just need to adjust the drivers. Patrick

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on April 10, 2012
What can be done, each one seems to be criticized more for not doing much of anything. when will a good one that satisfies everyone come along, i think never ever never ever ever, and i shouldn't say that.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 9, 2012
The President you refer to lasted 8 years in that office,
And when he left, we didn't have an awful mess like this.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 8, 2012
Are you without a computer now ED? Hope not we need you here! a great comparison to that wayward pres though,bro!;-)

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on April 8, 2012
Probably never had cyber-sex with that woman's computer either. It's all right if they do it, and not go blind, but can do it just until I need glasses?
humorous analogies, I kind of get it for me and my kind it's alright, others will too I hope. starman

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on April 8, 2012
Nice one Ed, though to some extent I agree with Jerry, we don't respect the office the way we once did. I think it started with the promiscuity of Kennedy. Once we overlooked that, it became a slippery slope right on through Nixon, Carter, Clinton, Bush II and now Obama. They became jokes on the late night talk shows, which then begins to erode the respect the office deserves even that much more.

I think the Eisenhower administration held much more respect than any since. Of course, that likely has more to do with the explosion in media coverage through TV and the internet, none of which existed, or were in their infancy in Eisenhower's and prior times.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 8, 2012
He lasted too long. Monica's dress smear ought to have finished him off. America does not respect the office of the president anymore.


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