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IDspiration...
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For & about my cuz cur, good ole Tom Hyland...


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ID got me to thinkin’,

ID put me into a mood stinkin’,

ID & I don’t wanna get old,

ID & I don’t wanna get ugly,

ID & I don’t wanna ever be cold…

 

Old cuz cur asked if he inspired my ID,

More he does make me lose my lid,

From him I have many times hid,

Such a wackadoodle is he & his ID,

That me & mine just want to of his get rid…

 

But he knows this is all in fun,

Even though when we see him we run,

He takes away the days sun,

For him I’D like to get a gun,

As always he knows this is nothing but pun…

 


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 Reviews of "IDspiration..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 19, 2012
Tip of the iceberg here. Watch you navigation the fishies are always looking for company. p

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 18, 2012
Good one, Ed.

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on May 17, 2012
Great jokester.

Reviewed on May 17, 2012
Sage! bless ya friend.

Reviewed on May 17, 2012
Great play on words!!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 17, 2012
I really like that word, wackadoodle. you had better be careful with the cheerful threats. Could get you kicked off you know where.

Ron

Reviewed by Asa Seeley
Reviewed on May 17, 2012
poets...can never tell where IDspiration will come from. thanks for sharing

asa

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 17, 2012
As long as he know you are joshing. (Joshing? That's not a word anyone says anymore. Jeez!)


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