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I hear tunder, oh my...
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Oh gee, oh my, oh shit, Tunder in the distance, When I get skeer’d, I have to do the pee-pee dance… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lightening is even worse, At it when it surprises me, I curse, Then the wind is awful skeerie, Pardon me for bein’ terse, But the storm does approach, To watch it I am bringing a roach…J

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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Reviewed on June 3, 2012

lol...I don't know how to spell certyain sounds
but the sound is lips hitt'n that roach to not burn
the lips...don't burn the lips ;0
...roach clips & storms
Vickie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 1, 2012

A fellow we all know as Ed,
Was so stoned he thought he was dead.
He sat there blinking,
Without any thinking,
Until the smoke cleared from his head.

I posted this as a response to Jerry's "poem" about you the other day. I thought it could also apply here. ☺ Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on May 30, 2012

DOES MA N' PEEWEE KNOW ....

EWE GOT ROACHES? UGH!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on May 30, 2012

I'd be with you in a Thunder storm Ed. Great write.

Rose

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on May 30, 2012

Best way I know to watch a thunderstorm. cuz p

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on May 30, 2012

Hahahahahaha!!!!! Hilarious! I don't like thunder storms either...and my grandmother used to hide under her bed with her rosary beads when a thunder storm came around.....

Anna

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on May 30, 2012

Jersey, great little verses, sort of you were struck by lightening, hugs!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on May 30, 2012

Whatever flips yer lid, Ed. I get through my trying times, weith cheap California burgundy.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on May 30, 2012

Ed,
I know the roaches calms your skeerd feelins
Budd

Reviewed by Ruan Mills

Reviewed on May 29, 2012

Wonder how many 'Roaches' you get through...
Love storms

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on May 29, 2012

Wild child of the storm wild!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on May 29, 2012

Wowee we had a terrific one at 4 p.m. cooled things down some, sent it your way of course.

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