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High Drivin'...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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?...a conundrum...?


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Holdin’ up traffic,

Followed by many cops,

What I smoked was the tops,

Which way do I go, what gear do I pick…

 

Is he gonna stop us,

Oh damn, we shoulda taken the bus,

No decisions then would have to be made,

And wouldn’t ya know it,

I’m driftin’ backwards,

This light is on a grade…

 

Eat it dude,

He’s got his lights on now,

He’s gonna stop us,

Here he comes around,

Hey, man, he just shot by,

I’m sure not complainin’,

I am not going to ask why…

 

BUT I STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS DAMN LIGHT!

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "High Drivin'..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 10, 2012
I love it when that happens…

Ron

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on July 10, 2012
giggle....the imagery is hilarious...panic...

Anna

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 10, 2012
Although I have never had a cop behind me when I toked way back in my younger years, I did have a few behind or beside me when I was drinking back when we didn't have the brains not to drink and drive and yea it is probably the hardest thing in the world to look innocent when you are in that situation. lol
fee

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on July 9, 2012
Funny stuff, but seriously,,,, you actually get behind the wheel after toking? Not me, too damn scary and way too damn dangerous.

Dick

Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Reviewed on July 9, 2012
LOL Mr. Ed.......just watch the light...it's really pretty :-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 9, 2012
Just camp out at that intersection for a few days. Another storm's headin your way, and when the power goes out, turn left!!

Reviewed on July 9, 2012
Cheech and Chong LOL Thanks for the morning laugh!

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed on July 9, 2012
Almost like a real life situation he Jersey, bless ya!

Reviewed on July 8, 2012
Oh, my God! This is too good!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 8, 2012
Funny Ed. Hilarious actually.


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