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...allergies...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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another 4 line short...


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No wind to speak of,

 

Nor is there even a slight breeze,

 

The only thing to blow the trees,

 

Is when I blow out a helluva sneeze…J

 


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 Reviews of "...allergies...?"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 22, 2018

allergies, the bane of modern society



never stop writing

m

Reviewed on July 13, 2012
You are just too cool, Ed!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 13, 2012
Good one, Ed.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 13, 2012
Those poor, poor trees...

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on July 12, 2012
simply mindblowing
Budd

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on July 12, 2012
Bottom burps and hooter tooters... was it something you ate? :))))) xxx

... But yep... the very worst is when your nose suddenly starts to run like a river and you've no sleeve handy... that's why I grew my hair! :))

Reviewed on July 12, 2012
I have allergies! and I have been sneezing my fool head off!
Allergies are nothing to sneeze at mind ya :)

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 12, 2012
Then there is that other end that makes a great wind . . .

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 12, 2012
Bless You!!

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on July 12, 2012
LOL . George. Nice one Ed.


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