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Greetings Earthlings...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Do you think this picture might be "photoshopped"...?

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You sent to me a toy,

Did not include a boy,

Like that wascally wabbit, Bugs Bunny,

We know each other well,

We’ve made cartoons so funny…

 

I’m keepin’ a low profile,

That’s just my Martian style,

Few pics have I allowed,

Only in the one you see have I bowed…

 

Send me more toys to with play,

Other aliens are of the variety gray,

We anxiously await your future space trips,

But hope you do all with your own planet,

Firstly come to grips…J

 

 
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 Reviews of "Greetings Earthlings..."
Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on August 9, 2012
You remind me a lot of Peter Griffin. I can be in the pissiest mood and then you make me laugh my ass off...13 double wides? Ed, I didn't know that you wear baby shoes...you should try to find something stylish in a 15....
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 9, 2012
Are you trying to teach Earth a lesson?

Ron
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 9, 2012
Are you still tryin to sell those fake Martian photos? That looks just like a drought covered corn field around here.
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on August 8, 2012
ED ... VERY WELL DONE, MY FRIEND !!!
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on August 8, 2012
Are you someone's "fluff" that he is sending toys to you? Ahaa!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 8, 2012
Yep, you're right, I missed this one, Ed. It is a good one too. I need to start taking better care of my friends. I'm pretty much done with the novel, so my mind will be a bit freer (hopefully)
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on August 8, 2012
Your humor is an effervescent experience bubba. Looks like my neighbors back yard. (-:
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley
Reviewed on August 8, 2012
Sometimes it's nice to revert back to those days when these first cartoons came out. LOL

I will uhm, see what I can find on my present planet!

Cute Ed

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 8, 2012
Cute one.
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on August 8, 2012
We need more Martians like you Jersey, bless ya!
Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2012
Love the irony, Ed...
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on August 7, 2012
cool Ed I always liked that little martian
budd
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